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The Raccoon
Report.

The monthly newsletter nobody asked for.
Until now.

Bandit the Raccoon · Editor-in-chief
Chief Acquisitions Officer — A&A Junk.

THE PREMIERE ISSUE · OCTOBER 2026

All treats.
Questionable tricks.

Five local outings. One missing socket. A ghost with an inventory problem. Halloween has officially fallen into the wrong paws.